How would you describe yourself in a sentence?

Damien Seaman is a brilliant writer of historical crime fiction.

How would your best friend describe you in a sentence?

Damien Seaman is up his own arse, albeit an amusing drinking buddy.

If God exists, what will be your first words at the pearly gates?

Prove it.

When you found out that Allan Guthrie exists, what were your first words at the gates of Blasted Heath?

Prove it.

Crime fiction is at its best when…

It manages to combine mystery and suspense.

The worst literary vice is…

Insulting readers’ intelligence.

What’s your favourite word?

Ausgezeichnet! Or Babelsberg.

Which single word would you remove from the parlance of our time?

Not really a word, but I’d like to remove the poor, abused ampersand.

Which single profession would you remove from the business world?

The legal profession. All it does is make everything more expensive.

Which single person would you remove from the planet?

It’s not the planet some people need removing from, just positions of power and responsibility.

Which fictional character is going to be shot, come the literary revolution?

The revolution will never come. Its time has passed.

Which fictional character would you most like to meet in real life?

Sherlock Holmes, maybe.

What’s the best one-liner you’ve ever read or written?

What’s the best one-liner I’ve ever written? Are you kidding me? How can I answer that without coming across as a douche? One of my favourite one-liners from history is when Benjamin Disraeli said of political rival William Gladstone: “He has not a single redeeming defect.”

An American, an Englishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar…

Order peach schnapps and have a debate over the finer points of Hegelian dichotomy.

Your five favourite party guests are…

I don’t host parties. I go to other people’s parties.

Which book by another author do you wish you had written?

Red Harvest, by Dashiell Hammett. Or possibly The Da Vinci Code. Though for different reasons.

Sum up your latest book in no more than 20 words, including its title:

The Killing of Emma Gross is an expressionist police procedural with a hardboiled edge and a basis in real events.

What scene or theme did it start with?

It started with wanting to write about Berlin in the 1920s, the idea of doomed glamour and glittering promise betrayed. I also wanted to avoid writing about Britain, which I saw as the fastest way to becoming ghettoised. As a European writer, I wanted to write something with broader appeal.

What happened next?

Long story short, I decided I wanted to write something based on a real case because there were so many fascinating ones in Germany between the wars. Having done my research, the case that attracted me most was that of serial killer Peter Kürten in Düsseldorf, so I moved the whole book over to a Düsseldorf setting and started doing deeper research into that.

What was the greatest challenge in writing it?

Mixing fact with fiction, which is like putting two angry ferrets in a sack and expecting them to get on. They don’t.

What was the greatest moment in writing it?

That point when it all clicked as I was standing beside the Coronation Channel in South Holland, and I realised how to make my ending work. It was dark but inside my head all I could see was pure, bright light.

What are the greatest problems in writing today?

1. Finding the time to write – but I think this one was always tricky.

2. Consolidation in the publishing industry meaning that the lion’s share of world book production is controlled by the shareholders of just six global corporations whose interest in the future health of publishing extends as far as the bottom line on the P&L statement.

3. Consolidation in book distribution which means that there are fewer distributors despite the growth in distribution channels.

What are the greatest opportunities in writing today?

E-publishing is a great way of making a wider variety of books available to readers. But I think the key is to seek out great editors and imprints, whether traditional or digital. Great editors are your only reliable sign of quality these days, because great editors care about getting great writing out to readers.

What makes you keep reading a book?

My mood and what’s going on in my life, primarily. If I’m too distracted with other stuff, then the best novel in the world won’t keep me reading. I think it’s similar to the fact that my enjoyment of a night at the theatre is directly proportional to the comfort of the seats.

What made you keep writing The Killing of Emma Gross?

Sheer bloody-mindedness and the belief that if I got it right it would be really, really good.

What difference did the German cultural context make to your research and writing experience?

Hard to say, because I’ve never written a historical novel that wasn’t set in Germany. It made it feel like I was doing something really exciting.

What’s the most amusing situation you have found yourself in because of your writing?

A former drug smuggler wanted me to help him write his memoirs. Which I was up for, but we lost touch.

What do you wish you’d known when you started writing?

The winning lottery numbers for that week would probably have helped a lot.

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How would you describe yourself in a sentence?

Not quite right in the head.

How would your best friend describe you in a sentence?

That bastard that gets him in trouble with his wife when the top comes off the bottle.

If God exists, what will be your first words at the pearly gates?

I’m really, really sorry.

Crime fiction is at its best when…

It grabs you by the throat and refuses to let go from the first page to the last.

The worst literary vice is…

Genre snobbery.

The highest literary order a writer can aspire to is…

To be a writer people want to read.

What makes you keep reading a book?

Interesting characters that I care about, even if I don’t like them.

Why should people read your books?

I write about characters you’ll care about, even if you don’t like them.

What do we need to know about Norn Irn before we get your books?

Very little. You get the info you need as you read the book. Northern Ireland can be a daunting topic but I make an effort to seed in only the relevant and interesting details about our history, culture and current situation.

If you had one hour to discuss your work with school kids as old as the wee rockets, what would you focus on?

Peer pressure, self-respect, video games.

What made you want to write?

A lifetime of reading and wanting to figure out what made my favourite writers tick.

What’s your favourite word?

Bunoscionn (pronounced bun-oss-key-on). It means upside down in Irish. I don’t remember much Irish from my school days but that word always stuck with me.

Which single word would you remove from the parlance of our time?

I like them all, really.

Which single profession would you remove from the business world?

Accountancy. I might not have wasted so many years aspiring to a safe and boring job if it didn’t exist.

Which single person would you remove from the planet?

Only one? Too hard to choose, man…

Which fictional character is going to be shot, come the literary revolution?

I’m okay with fictional characters. For the most part we can ignore the ones that we don’t like. It’s the reality TV ‘stars’ that make me want to take up human-hunting. That’s a plague that can’t be ignored.

Which fictional character would you most like to meet in real life?

Sean Duffy from Adrian McKinty’s The Cold, Cold Ground. A catholic cop from Northern Ireland in the 80s. Jesus, he’d have a story or three to tell. Plus he likes a drink but isn’t an alcoholic. You wouldn’t feel guilty about having a pint with him.

What’s the best one-liner you’ve ever read or written?

“Fuck it. The short version of the Serenity Prayer.” — Ken Bruen. Me? I haven’t written my best one-liner yet.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar…

Barman asks, “Is this a joke?”

Your five favourite party guests are…

Me, my wife and my three kids.

Which book by another author do you wish you had written?

This week it’s Stolen Souls by Stuart Neville. Just finished reading it and it’s up there with the first two. Not sure which one it’ll be next but it’ll need to blow my socks off.

Sum up your latest book in no more than 20 words, including its title:

Wee Rockets is a gritty, urban morality tale. A study in social deprivation and a lost generation.

What scene or theme did it start with?

A granny mugging. I wanted to start low and see how much further down I could drag street-level crime.

What happened next?

A frustrated resident turned vigilante.

What was the greatest challenge in writing it?

Creating characters you love to hate and hate to love.

What was the greatest moment in writing it?

Typing, ‘THE END’

What impact did your kung fu training have on the book?

Nice question! I felt I understood violence better and human reactions to it. I didn’t just ‘learn the moves’ when I studied and eventually taught kung fu. It was almost a study in fight psychology. I also chatted to and learned a lot from fellow students who have had much hairier experiences than me.

What are the greatest problems in writing today?

Personally, it’s a lack of freedom. Financially, I can’t survive unless I work a non-writing full-time job which really fecks with my productivity.

What are the greatest opportunities in writing today?

Again, personally, I’ve been very lucky in that the Arts Council of Northern Ireland has funded my work three times now and bought me a little extra freedom to write. And the digital revolution in publishing has opened some doors to writers like me.

What made you publish Wee Rockets with Blasted Heath?

They opened their doors to me.

What’s the point of The Point?

That love is powerful. It can be life-affirming or deadly.

What’s the most amusing situation you’ve found yourself in because of your writing?

I still smile and blush a little about the time some work colleagues found one of my stories online. They confronted me during a tea-break and demanded to know who I’d had sex with in the office storeroom. IT WAS A WORK OF FICTION! They wouldn’t buy it, though. I guess that’s a credit to the credibility of my writing, right? Ah, come on… I have to get something from that horrific moment.

What do you wish you’d known when you started writing?

How to write. I’m getting there now, though. I think.

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If God exists, what will be your first words at the pearly gates?

Can I have my dog back? Her name was Maude. She was an old, cranky pain in the ass. But I really loved her a lot.

How would you describe yourself in a sentence?

Bright and sunshiny.

How would your best friend describe you in a sentence?

Edgy and possibly bipolar. I actually asked her this question on a walk this morning in preparation for my interview with you. That was her answer, which proves you really cannot trust anyone.

Crime fiction is at its best when…

… you’re turning pages. It doesn’t matter if it’s been labeled as ‘literary’ or if the reviewers hated it. It doesn’t matter if the trades and bloggers sang its praises from the rooftops. What matters is that readers cannot wait to get back to it. They’re racing through it and not wanting it to end all at once, sneaking it out of their desks at work, reading a couple of chapters on the train. That’s when crime fiction is at its best, in my opinion. Mysteries, thrillers, cozies – whatever is under that crime fiction umbrella, it just needs to engage the reader. That’s a simple thing, right? Not. At the risk of sounding like a whiny, spoiled writer with soft hands and a rather large rear, writing is hard. Poor me. I get to make things up and write them down for a living.

The worst literary vice is…

… No idea. Plus, I’m so not qualified to answer that.

The highest literary order a writer can aspire to is…

I think it’s fluid, depending on the writer. And the genre. For me, the goal is to entertain. Sure, I hope I say something brilliant. I hope there’s some nugget in there somewhere. But my job, what I aspire to do, is to provide the kind of escape and the kind of thrill you’re looking for when you plunk down hard earned money for a book. Hopefully, while I’m designing all these extraordinary circumstances fiction writers put their heroes through, I’ve somehow also created something human and accessible, gotten the nerves popping, and pulled out a laugh here and there. It’s all about the reader’s pleasure. In that regard, I’m in a service industry. And yes, there are laughs in this series. And yes, you can do that in thrillers. And I fully intend to keep doing it.

What’s your favourite word?

I love words that remind me of food. I read the little blurbs under pictures of gorgeous food because they use words like sumptuous, delicious, luscious, delectable, decadent… Everything stops when my monthly Bon Appétit Magazine arrives. Total food porn.

Which single word would you remove from the parlance of our time?

The F-word. But only so I could get through an entire conversation without accidently dropping that bomb.

Which single profession would you remove from the business world?

Breeder. As long as there is profit in animals, animals will be abused, devalued, misused. Spay and neuter, people. Rescue, adopt, and foster homeless animals. Good lord. Don’t get me started. You’ll see all my crazy come out.

Which single person would you remove from the planet?

If the question was how many asses should get kicked on the planet, I’d make you a long list. But I really can’t think of anyone I’d be comfortable wishing off the planet. I know there are some terribly vile humans out there. I’m just not authorized to make decisions about who gets to be here. And, to be honest, I’m a little superstitious about those kinds of things. Plus, this would come back to bite me eventually.

Which fictional character is going to be shot, come the literary revolution?

I sincerely hope it’s Hannibal Lecter. Not because he wasn’t fully drawn. He was. But because he is utterly evil. And because he’s unrepairable. He deserves a bullet. I’ll do it myself, and then enjoy some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Which fictional character would you most like to meet in real life?

It changes, depending on what I’m reading. I’ve just started to read Sue Grafton. I know, I know. I’m only a decade and about twenty-five books behind, but I wanted to find out what all the fuss is about. So anyway, I really like Kinsey Millhone. I think she’d be fun to hang out with.

Your five favourite party guests are…

… my best friends. I endeavor to avoid formal settings and parties with too many big shots. My idea of a good time is some great food and great friends sitting around table laughing. If there’s also vodka, hey, that’s a bonus.

Which book by another author do you wish you had written?

I want to spout off something here that makes me look thoughtful and terribly well read, but really I wish I’d written any book that had readers lining up and book clubs placing orders, screenwriters salivating, publishers cranking out fresh contracts, and agents sending chocolates. I happen to admire authors who’ve managed to be a commercial success, especially the ones that haven’t sacrificed quality.

Who or what has taught you most about writing?

My editors, without question. From the small press editor I had back in 1990, Katherine Forrest, to the fabulous freelance editor that helped me get my book in shape for Random House, Benee Knauer, to my current editor at Bantam, Kate Miciak. Incredibly talented, brilliant, and generous people. I’m still learning. I guess I will always be learning the craft. Every note from my editor, every insight, every rewrite she pushes me through, it all makes me better.

What do you like best about your writing?

It’s instinctive. It wasn’t born in a classroom.

What is your creative blind spot?

I have trouble seeing the good in my writing at times. I pick it apart. I’m a perfectionist. It doesn’t serve a writer well. I can spend six hours on two paragraphs. Makes it tough to crank out volume.

What’s it like to be in print again after several years?

Off the charts exciting. The dream realized. I hardly believe it sometimes. It’s what I moved toward and wanted and dreamed of for twenty-five years. It’s fantastic.

What gave you the confidence to try your hand at a mainstream novel?

I’m not sure it was confidence in my writing necessarily. Perhaps it was confidence in the dream and in the process. I just kept pushing toward it, kept working, kept polishing, until I felt my first mainstream manuscript was ready for an agent’s critical eye. You just do the best work you can and then you throw it out there and see what happens. Believing that whatever input comes back makes you a better writer, that it moves you closer to the goal of one day becoming a great writer, takes the fear out of the submission process because you’re prepared to use the criticism for your own betterment, rather than fold up because of it. And frankly, if you’re not willing to listen to the pros about what’s wrong with a manuscript, to rework and rethink and accept that wise counsel, you’re not willing to grow.

What part of the research made the biggest difference to the book?

I took a course in criminal profiling that was very well done. It taught me a lot about what a criminal investigative analyst does and gave me a good foundation to build on with Keye Street, who is a former behavioral analyst for the FBI. I also learned something about homicide investigation. I wanted to have a sense of how a homicide unit might approach a case and how they might work with a consultant. I also had a lot of jobs over the years. One of them was with a courier firm that had a small private investigating branch. I was a court appointed process server. I became very familiar with the city, with the courthouses, and with what it’s like to get a subpoena in the hands of someone who doesn’t want one. This job informed my writing in so many unexpected ways. My character was fired from the FBI and she used her skills to open a small detective agency. So when I have her out serving subpoenas and scouring the city, I’ve been there. It gave me a lot of confidence to write those scenes.

What have you learned about self-promotion since The Stranger You Seek came out?

Social media. Wow. What a great tool for connecting with readers and booksellers. I mean really connecting, not just promoting. And listening and answering comments and being available. These people are the foundation of your career, your partners. You want them to become involved in your career, to cheer you on. That means being a real human and actually giving a shit about their dreams and ideas and getting to know them. It’s fantastic. On a personal level, I’ve made so many friends. Professionally, connecting with readers, having booksellers hand-sell your book because they know you and trust you and feel that you’re accessible and that you appreciate them too has been really amazing. Writers who don’t have a name in the mainstream need some kind of buzz. Facebook and twitter connections are great to help get that buzz going. My website has been a great tool too. I built a page for book clubs and posted a letter to them offering to come to their discussions or call in. That has turned out to be so much fun.  Readers are smart and funny and thoughtful. I also loaded my website with cool stuff, creepy book trailers, a Meet Keye Street character bio, my personal bio, some dark animation from a scene in the book, a link to order autographed books. I tried to make www.amandakylewilliams.com fun. My personal email address is on the website. I answer every letter. I value every one of them. The feedback has been fantastic and 99% positive. There was one guy who described in great detail all the ways he disliked my book. But seriously, he did it with such flair and so much passion and hatred, I found myself giggling through it.

What would you have done differently if you’d known this prior to publication?

To be honest, Len, I don’t even know. I’m such a newbie, I don’t know yet where I’ve screwed up. I probably have.  I’ll probably look back one day when I get a clue and have some ah-ha moment. But right now it’s all sunshine and rainbows. Feels good. It’s been a wonderful experience.

What’s the best one-liner you’ve ever read or written?

For true one-liners, I still love the old wisecracking, hardboiled types. Dashiell Hammett’s Nick Charles. Chandler’s Philip Marlowe. These guys invented snark. “How do you like your brandy?” someone asks Philip Marlowe. “In a glass,” he answers. Love that stuff.

Sum up your latest book in no more than 20 words, including its title:

The Stranger You Seek: journey into the mind of a profiler, struggling to get into the mind of a killer.

What scene or theme did it start with?

I had known for quite a long time that I wanted to write crime fiction. I’d started the ball rolling as far as research. I knew I wanted to write a former profiler with addiction issues. That was all I knew. No character. No story ideas. This went on for a couple of years. Lots of stops and starts. Nothing felt real, the characters, the story. I’d trash everything and start over. Then one November night I’d taken a drive up to the North Georgia Mountains to visit my brother and his family. He had adopted my niece Anna when she was an infant from China. She was four or five this November visit and she looked up at me with those glittering dark eyes and hair, just a gorgeous Asian child, and opened her mouth and sounded like Scarlett O’Hara. I was just so knocked over by how deeply southern she was. On the way home I started thinking about what it would be like to grow up looking different than the neighbors in the American South. I started to envision my Chinese character for the first time, raised by white southern parents, a sense of humor, some demons. I pulled over on the side of the highway, just me and my little dog Bella, and I wrote this line. “I have the distinction of looking like what they still call a damn foreigner in most parts of Georgia and sounding like a hick everywhere else in the world.” And as soon as I wrote that line and heard Keye’s voice, I knew it was right. I knew her voice was strong enough to be my narrator and strong enough to carry a series, which is dedicated to Anna, my beautiful niece.

What happened next?

Funny you should ask. I pulled back onto the highway and my transmission practically fell out. My car was toast. I had no cell phone. This was about six years ago and I’d been resisting the cell phone thing. I walked to a gas station with my tiny dog and called for a truck to tow me home. Well, I was still many miles and an hour and a half from home. They told me I could ride with the driver. Something about this guy gave me the creeps. I knew if I got in that tow truck, me and my little dog would end up in bits in his freezer. It was quite chilling and perhaps only the second time in my life I’d had a feeling like this about someone. That event ended up setting a very dark tone for The Stranger You Seek. I’m grateful for this creepy-ass driver now. You really never know what the universe will hand you. My car falling apart turned out to be a gift.

What was the greatest challenge in writing The Stranger You Seek?

Being still. Just being physically still for hours at a time. Some days I feel I have to tie myself to the chair.

What helped you brave the inside of a murderous mind?

I’ve always had an interest in this. I’m really curious about the fantasies and demons and appetites that drive a killer. When I was taking that criminal profiling course, I could not wait for another assignment or to talk about a real case. The rest of the class were law enforcement professionals and I was the clueless gung-ho writer. Ok, so I’m a little obsessed with murder. That’s normal, right?

What was the greatest moment in writing the book?

Without a doubt, typing ‘The End’ was the highlight. Of course, I’d get the book back many more times for revisions and line and copy edits, but finishing the first draft and feeling in my gut it had real potential… nothing like it.

What are the greatest problems in writing today?

This isn’t going to be popular among my author friends who self publish, but that’s one of the problems in my mind – too many self-published, unedited authors. Sure there’s some real talent out there that maybe didn’t get picked up by a press and should have, but generally I think people need good editors. They need to be pushed to come up higher. They need to go through the laborious process of getting a book out in the mainstream. I think half the people on my street have some kind of self-published crap available on Amazon. It feels like the easy way out to me. How are you going to get better if there’s no one there to raise the bar?

What are the greatest opportunities in writing today?

Oh God. I don’t know. I’m so insulated as far as knowing anything at all about the industry. But on a personal level, for me anyway, the greatest opportunity in continuing to write is just getting better at it. That’s my dream and I think it’s the dream for most writers. Just to get really, really good at your craft.

What makes you keep reading or writing a book?

Well the approach is totally different. I have no patience with reading books. Reading is hard for me. I’m dyslexic. I have comprehension issues. So if I’m working hard to read and something, plot, character, some insight, beautiful language, something doesn’t grab me pretty early on, I’m out of there. Writing a book is completely different. You have to have infinite patience with the work in order to tweak and revise as many times as books need tweaking and revising.

What are you writing these days?

I’m currently in the final pages of book 2 in the Keye Street series, Stranger In The Room. I expect to turn it in this week and start book 3, Don’t Talk To Strangers.

What’s the most amusing situation you’ve found yourself in because of your writing?

I showed up at a local crematory and asked for a tour. This was research for the 2nd Keye Street novel. They were much nicer before my line of questioning led them to believe I was writing about a crooked crematory operator. And when I was trying to develop my website and find a designer that could do what I wanted to do, I called this hotshot New York City company I knew had designed this beautiful, creepy, elaborate site for a very popular crime writer. I mean her website is stunning. Animation for each book. They told me she’d paid fifty-thousand dollars for her site design. I dropped the F-bomb as in “You are fucking kidding me!” And they hung up on me.

What do you know now that you wish you’d known when you started writing?

Sometimes you just need to relax and let it fly out. Many years ago a friend said to me after I handed her something to read: “This doesn’t feel real. Why can’t you just write like you talk? Now that’s something I’d like to read.” At the time I thought it was about the stupidest thing I’d ever heard. I mean, clearly she had no real understanding of the writing process. She didn’t. She had an understanding of the reading process. I came to realize how simple yet brilliant this was. And how difficult it is to get out of the way of yourself and allow your writing come to life.

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