In 2011, Declan Burke edited Down These Green Streets: Irish Crime Writing in the Twenty-First Century, an anthology of the very best of Irish crime fiction. In the years prior to this testament to talent, his blog (Crime Always Pays) had established itself as a comprehensive guide to quality Irish and international crime writing. But with this new novel – a personal best that’s been a long time coming – Declan Burke has gold-plated the genre with what The Irish Times termed ‘screwball noir’.

Declan Burke’s Absolute Zero Cool challenges the perceived limitations of the crime fiction genre as much as the perceived limitations of Ireland’s current financial woes. Dreamlike and invigorating, it combines surrealism with the best of noir fiction in an enthralling reminiscence of Flann O’ Brien’s At Swim-two-birds.

There are three narratives featured in this novel as one Declan Burke (a crime writer and blogger) attempts to complete his long promised book. Intertwining these separate strands are excerpts from an unpublished novel with strong philosophical overtones. The fictional Burke is offered advice by Billy, a man claiming to be a character of his from a previous novel who may have murdered hospitalised seniors as well as his own girlfriend. Disillusioned not only with the hospital, but all that the building represents as an institution, Billy is determined to coolly blow the loathsome edifice to an absolute zero. As if this were not enough criminal existentialism, Billy waxes lyrical about his metaphysical desire to rid Ireland of what he sees as a useless and ineffectual medical establishment.

Burke’s writing is sharp, funny, and excruciatingly honest, as when he observes that “writing and masturbation have in common temporary relief and the illusion of achievement,” never more so than when one struggles with pressures from one’s wife, one’s publisher, and one’s inescapable Billy, that delightful muse and devastating critic. So any guarded praise heaped upon the excellent novel is quantified by, well, less guarded criticism, and any indulgence of low language or aspirations of high art are candidly edited by Billy as he attempts to persuade Burke to finally write the novel that would do him some form of justice, the novel Jane Austen would have written for him.

Yet what is most noteworthy is that the real Burke can let his reader off the leash inside the fictional Burke’s head without losing creative control of either. Absolute Zero Cool is far more than a post-modern exemplar of a noir thriller. The valid criticisms of mass waste within the Irish healthcare system, and within Irish society at large, strike at the right target. They should also strike the right chord with a post-party – yet not so post-terror – Ireland, if only because particular vitriol is reserved for the country’s trinity of disgrace: bankers, republican terrorists, and former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern. Thus as we scale the height – or perhaps the depth – of this political satire, it makes a hilarious kind of nonsense that a desert island is suggested as a suitable retirement home for this threesome; a desert island on which tourists play piggy in the middle with them and a few rockets.

Absolute Zero Cool is a genuinely original and inventive novel, and its brevity leaves the reader wanting more, more Declan Burke. After all, the man has crafted a clever, personal, and charming story, a testament to the prize worthy best of Irish crime fiction.

Your debut, The Good Thief’s Guide to Amsterdam, was published to great critical acclaim in over ten countries. How did you come to crime fiction and how did this crime novel come to you?

I often find it hard to go back and pinpoint the exact factors that led to me writing The Good Thief’s Guide to Amsterdam – I tend to think that instinct and a certain degree of luck play a big part in any form of writing – but there are certain things I’m aware of.

Prior to The Good Thief’s Guide to Amsterdam I’d written 3 novels, one of which could be described as literary fiction, with the other 2 being what might be called ‘mainstream’ fiction. However, throughout this period, I found myself increasingly interested in reading crime fiction – especially American crime fiction, with some of my favourite authors including Raymond Chandler, Elmore Leonard, James Lee Burke, Lawrence Block and James Ellroy. I’d guess that for every 5 books I read, 4 were crime. As I read more, I became keen to write a crime novel of my own, but something that always held me back was a concern that I wouldn’t be able to solve the ‘mystery’ element of a crime novel. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why my lead character in The Good Thief’s Guide to Amsterdam became a writer who happened to be struggling with the plot of his latest novel…

Another reason for having a writer as my main character is that I’m interested in meta-fiction, and I’m a huge fan of novels about writing, or books within books. One of my favourite authors is Paul Auster, and another favourite novel is John Colapinto’s About the Author. Their work influenced my approach, and perhaps the idea of talking about the ‘rules’ of the crime genre by having a character who was himself an author was also a mechanism that enabled me to check that I was adhering to those same rules.

Another important factor was the influence of travel fiction. As a teenager, my dream was to be a travel journalist, and while I never followed that through, I’d always enjoyed reading travel literature and memoirs. I was conscious of the importance of place in crime novels, the way in which a particular location can become almost a character in its own right, especially over the course of a series of books. With that in mind, I thought it might be interesting, and offer something new, to attempt to write a series where each individual title was set in a different international city.

Of course, that meant I had to have a character who was able to move around freely, which was another reason for giving Charlie the profession of a mystery writer. Still, that wasn’t quite enough to hang a novel on, and so I decided to give him a dual role. By looking at the books I tended to read, I was conscious that I was particularly fascinated by novels told from the perspective of a criminal, which led me to hunt around for a suitable – and moveable – vice. To begin with, Charlie was going to be a hit-man, but that raised problems of tone. The classic character of the English gentleman thief seemed a much better fit.

A final factor was style. I’d begun to write a few pieces in a more anecdotal, confessional tone, and it seemed to suit me. It also fit with the character of an unrepentant thief, as well as enabling me to explore the humour in the situations Charlie finds himself in. Humour is important in my books, and it reflects a conscious decision on my part. Again from looking at my reading, I realised that although most of the crime novels I was reading tended to be comparatively dark, the ones I increasingly looked forward to were comic in nature. My hope was to write the kind of book that a dedicated crime fan might look forward to reading in a similar way, but that also appealed to readers who weren’t quite such avid crime fans.

Funny you should mention travel literature. Is it fair to say that your Good Thief’s Guide series has combined the traveler’s favourites, local colour and the mystery of the unknown?

I’d like to think so, and as I mentioned, this was certainly my intent. The titles are themselves a pun on Rough Guides, Lonely Planet Guides etc. What’s interesting to me now is how much the location I select for each title in the series affects the character of the books. This is down to both the physical geography of the chosen city, as well as its image and nature. For instance, I think of The Good Thief’s Guide to Paris as a more leisurely, sprawling novel than The Good Thief’s Guide to Amsterdam, which is partly a reflection of the cities themselves. Likewise, The Good Thief’s Guide to Vegas is perhaps a more compressed, faster novel, reflecting the pace of life in Sin City, as well as being slightly more outlandish and wacky. To my mind The Good Thief’s Guide to Venice, the fourth book in the series, is more reminiscent in tone of Amsterdam, which makes sense – in my mind at least – because I think the two cities share many similarities.

Are your books ever accidentally bought as tourist guides?

Only when they’re shelved wrong – which has happened! But to my mind, the books are very squarely crime novels, which is something I’m proud of.

Speaking of proud achievements, let me ask you about your acquaintance with Charles E. Howard. How close are you?

Charlie is very definitely a separate person from me, and we’re really quite different. I’m risk-averse and painfully law-abiding, whereas Charlie is neither of those things; in fact, he revels in breaking rules and taking chances. I guess we share a similar sense of humour – it’d be hard not to – but he has the opportunity to deliver lines I’d only think of hours after the event. I suppose he’s another side of me – a version I’d never dare to be – and he’s all the more fun to write about because of that.

How did Charlie come to you?

Charlie was the outcome of a number of decisions. I wanted my character to be English, and I wanted him to be educated and articulate, but at the same time I never wanted him to take life seriously – hence why he’s from a wealthy background, and has never had to do a hard day’s work in his life. Really, though, once I had the character of a gentleman thief who was also a writer, and once I knew that I wanted to try and inject some humour into my books, I’m not sure that he could have ended up sounding any different.

As a villain, Charlie would have been right at home in one of Ed McBain’s 87th Precinct novels. Did this literary tradition inspire your character and the subject matter of breaking and entering as a form of artistic crime?

As I’ve said, the crime fiction I most enjoy reading about is concerned with the perspective of criminals or ‘outsiders’ – and I’d class tough-guy PI’s in that category. As a result, I wanted to follow this tradition, rather than, for example, writing a police procedural. I spent quite some time casting around for the right vocation for my criminal, but the practicalities of needing someone who could travel freely made me think that an international assassin or a burglar would be ideal. The burglar shaded it because it enabled me to write about a character who could select his own ‘jobs’, and get into trouble on his own terms, without the need for him to be ‘hired’ to perform a particular task.

One of the main reasons for writing about breaking and entering was that it’s not a profession that many people know much about! On that basis, I was able to give free reign to my imagination without having readers correct any mistakes in my thief’s approach to picking a lock or tricking open a safe. More to the point, though, it was really fun for me to put myself in a position where I had to think about stepping over a moral line and doing something that most of us would never dare to consider. It seemed to me that if I found the nitty gritty of burglary interesting, then other people might too.

As readers, if not as citizens, our judgment of crime often depends on our sympathy with the criminal. How do you make sure Charlie is and stays a sympathetic criminal?

As a writer, I have to work very hard to create a situation where the reader roots for Charlie. On the face of it, and on any rational scale, what he does is reprehensible, so it’s a real challenge to create an artificial situation where his actions seem justifiable, or at least understandable. Intriguingly, one of the techniques I’ve found useful for achieving this effect is to have Charlie be absolutely brazen about what he is doing and why he’s doing it – in other words, to have him acknowledge his greed and his moral failings, without remotely apologizing for them. It’s as if Charlie’s unashamed honesty enables him to be forgiven when he transgresses. Mind you, it also helps that Charlie is always involved in solving crimes that are more heinous than his own – most often murder.

It would be fascinating to discover just how ‘bad’ Charlie’s behaviour could become before he loses the reader’s sympathy altogether – which is one of the reasons why I’ve opted to have him kidnap someone in The Good Thief’s Guide to Venice.

Would you ever send Charlie to prison?

I’m really not sure. Part of Charlie’s appeal is that he always gets away with his crimes – even if his triumph is somewhat different from what he might wish for. That said, he could make a great character to base a prison-break novel around…

As we root for Charlie to escape the law, do you think we’re satisfying a desire to transgress? Or are we reaffirming our conviction that the corrective system is not meant for ‘harmless’ crimes?

Probably both, and no doubt more besides. I think there is something to the idea of Charlie satisfying an urge to transgress – it’s certainly one of the reasons I enjoy writing about him, so I’d suspect it’s true of people who enjoy reading the books too. Also, I’m conscious of always balancing Charlie’s crimes against much more serious crimes that are committed around him, by much less sympathetic characters. Without this contrast, I suspect that securing any sympathy for Charlie would be almost impossible.

Is there such a thing as a victimless crime?

No, I don’t think so. But there is such a thing as a crime with a victim who doesn’t merit our sympathy. That’s what I play with in the Good Thief books. The individuals Charlie steals from are either deserving of the crime, or are so wealthy that they’re unlikely to suffer from the loss, or are engaged in crimes of a more dastardly nature.

As a lawyer your training is in getting innocent people out of legal trouble. As a writer you apply this skill to shepherding a proven criminal. Does that ever conflict with your professional ethos?

Not at all. I should say that I never practiced criminal law, but even then, I don’t think this kind of consideration would have concerned me. It’s the difference between fiction and reality, and on top of that, the Good Thief books are very deliberately structured to exist in a kind of exaggerated reality, with a nod to the conventions and rules of crime fiction, where normal parameters of behaviour and the repercussions of such behaviour don’t apply.

Have any of your friends from the life of law admitted a fondness for the life of crime as you write about it?

Not directly. Although every one of my friends who has worked as a lawyer shares my view, at least occasionally, that the profession is unbelievably dull!

What inspires the many moments of situational comedy in your writing?

As a reader, I think there’s a great deal of pleasure to be had from finding humour in the bleakest of circumstances – see, for example, Allan Guthrie’s novels. But one of the things I most enjoy in fiction is having my expectations turned on their head. I’m a huge Chandler fan, and one of the things I really love about his writing is how he is able to start a sentence on one basis, and then switch it around to lighten the tone. This is something I’ve tried to do myself, to varying degrees of success, both on a sentence-by-sentence level, and in larger scenes. To me, a lot of humour comes from the reader being surprised and knocked off their guard.

When you choose the settings of Charlie’s capers, do you travel to them as a tourist with an eye for local scenery or as a criminal with an eye for local security?

It’s a mixture of things. I usually visit the cities I’m writing about 3 times – once while I’m at the planning stage, and twice during the actual writing of the books. To some extent I visit as a tourist, and this is important, because as an Englishman abroad, Charlie is always seeing things from the perspective of the ‘outsider’. But I do also spend a lot of time searching for security flaws and possible ways for Charlie to steal things – which sometimes appears to be alarmingly easy!

You have yet to write The Good Thief’s Guide to The Isle of Man, but has your cultural background already informed your writing?

I think your own culture has to affect the way you write, the way you view the world, everything. If there’s one element of the Manx people in my books, it’s perhaps the tendency to deflate a situation with a choice piece of understatement – an unwillingness to engage with how serious or stressful a situation really is.

There is no retirement age as such in Charlie’s profession. For how much longer are you going to write the series?

I’d love to continue writing about Charlie for many books to come. But the exact number will depend on my publishers…

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How would you describe yourself in a sentence?

Laid back and insightful to my surroundings.

How would your best friend describe you in a sentence?

A person you can count on when the shit goes down.

Crime fiction is at its best when…

humanity is tested by failures and tragedy.

The worst literary vice is…

writing what you think others want.

The highest literary order a writer can aspire to is…

giving themselves fully to the page.

What’s your favourite word?

Compassion.

If you could remove one word from the parlance of our time, what would it be?

Racism.

If you could remove one profession from the planet, which would it be?

Meth cook or black market slavery.

If you could remove one person from the planet, who would it be?

Too many to name, more like people and their chosen sickness, pedophiles and rapists would be a good start.

Which fictional character is going to be shot, come the literary revolution?

Bellmont McGill.

Which fictional character would you most like to meet in real life?

Joe Ransom.

What’s the best oneliner you’ve ever read or written?

“I’ll stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry.” Or, “The worst prison is ignorance.”

An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar…

The American says whisky is whiskey both our countries are beyond repair lets get bent and organize a fuck all attitude.

Your five favourite party guests are…

Larry Brown, William Gay, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Scott Biram and Patterson Hood.

Which book other than your own do you wish you’d written?

There are more than a few; Twilight by William Gay, Another Day in Paradise by Eddie Little, Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, Poachers by Tom Franklin, Joe by Larry Brown and The Getaway Man by Andrew Vachss.

Sum up your latest book in no more than 10 words:

Violent struggling class strife.

What scene or theme did it start with?

Men and women surviving the only way they know how without sentimentality.

What was the greatest challenge in writing it?

Writing one story that was better than the previous.

What was the greatest moment in writing it?

Getting acceptance letters from editors.

What are the greatest problems in writing today?

Not enough gritty or manly stories are being told.

What are the greatest opportunities in writing today?

Reaching a wider audience because of the Internet.

What’s the most amusing situation you’ve found yourself in because of your writing?

Getting heckled by a 75 year old female at my first book reading.

What do you know now that you wish you’d known when you started writing?

Write what you like to read.

If God exists, what will be your first words when you crash the pearly gates?

Can I get a case of Pappy Van Winkles and a carton of Camel non-filtered smokes?

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Community Organizers Beware. We often wonder how or why others act in ways we can’t begin to understand. Whether it’s violence for the sake of violence or violence for the sake of survival, we often shake our collective heads in amazement at what men are willing to do to one another. Most often that type of head shaking has to do with images we see on a cable news show reporting the insanity going on somewhere across the world where limbs are being cut off with machetes or a minority indigenous population is being gassed or some poor woman is being stoned to death (often by members of her own family) because she’s been raped by some piece of shit who found the opportunity to do so.

And while there are times we have similar head-shaking reactions to some of the violence in our urban areas (i.e., during particularly destructive riots when many of the people doing the looting and burning are doing so within their own neighborhoods), we don’t often wonder about the backwoods of America. Daniel Woodrell certainly opened some eyes with his body of work featuring the Ozarks. Cormac McCarthy has scripted a few masterpieces as dark as any you’ll find (so don’t stop at seeing the movie, No Country for Old Men, read the rest of his brilliant works). Recently there’s been Bonnie Jo Campbell’s collection of stories, American Salvage, which I learned about through Patti Abbott’s blog. It is a wonderful and revealing collection of stories dealing with what happens when jobs leave a community to waste.

Frank Bill joins a special class of authors who have brought home the realization that it’s time to store the American Dream alongside that of the tooth fairy and Easter bunny. It just ain’t doing it anymore. Crimes in Southern Indiana showcases interweaving stories and characters living the hell of a hopeless existence; desperate people living by the only code that counts, the only one they’ve ever known – survival. Clan comes first, then a culture that doesn’t include the law and requires the strictest kind of adherence. And while some manage to retain their humanity, it’s never easy and it’s never clean.

It is essentially a pragmatic world; people making the best of what they have. Be it cooking, selling or distributing meth, raccoon hunting or dog fighting, the people in these stories are not ashamed of how they make it day to day. They can hunt and fish and cook meth, curse and deliver raw violence as soon as say hello. Women (children) are sold off for sex to pay debts (in one story, to pay for cancer medications) and rape is sometimes a thrill in a local bar (the Leavenworth) where a few men gather to engage in a sexual assault the way others might play darts.

The time is now and the place is as brutal as any state of nature known to man. People are living off what they know and who they can depend on. ‘Omerta’ in Southern Indiana is for real and not what the modern day mob has turned into a Boy Scout oath joke; the people in these stories don’t speak to the law without the genuine fear of a horrific end.

Author Frank Bill offers tales of families way beyond crisis. Nobody in this collection is waiting for a modified mortgage. Living in a shack isn’t necessarily shameful, it’s shelter. And when a kid crosses the path of a war vet lost in the adrenalin of meth and booze and the images of war he can’t escape, some might say the kid has been spared the brutal future that awaits him.

No, amici, there are no community organizers promising hope and change, not to this part of America. The question is, is this where the rest of America is headed? The answer, I’m afraid, is very possibly so. And if I haven’t mentioned it yet, it’s high time I do. The writing is terrific. Frank Bill has the chops necessary to keep this ball rolling a long way down the literary road. Some examples from his stories in Crimes in Southern Indiana:

From: Officer Down (Tweakers)

“But in a world that took and took from the workingman, Moon guessed there was a breaking point between right and wrong.

He hadn’t seen Rusty Yates in years. His wife had left him after he’d lost a good factory job, at a battery separator plant that had sold out, moved to Mexico. Hired a cheaper workforce. Cost a lot of men and women their livelihood.”

From: Rough Company

“His uncle Lazarus explained, ‘Some people believe sweating their lives away in a factory is making a living. That dream died when Regan became president couple years back. Scamming. Swindling. Stealing. It’s the only life your uncle Lazarus and mama know. And it’s all you’ll ever know, little man.’”

From: Old Testament Wisdom

“Rusted ringer washers. Gas stoves. Dry rotted tires and busted television sets decorated the flat rock hollows. The county yards of rusted trailers and broken-down farmhouses with abandoned red clay tractors. Vehicles on cinder blocks. It was the poor man’s fairy tale of rural survival. Hines could smell the survival’s waste like the sweat that his pores excreted as he sped down the valley road.”

From: Trespassing Between Heaven and Hell

“Deputy Pat Daniels stood shaking his head, watching the boy being pulled from the green river. He wondered why God sometimes took the simple and innocent, let unexplained evils of the world live on.”

After winning the Man Booker Prize, your decision to venture into crime fiction has surprised some and delighted others, especially when you decided to continue writing under the pen name ‘Benjamin Black’. You have since written an acclaimed series featuring Dublin pathologist Quirke. What brought you to crime fiction and your very own Quirke?

It’s all very simple, at least on the surface. I had been commissioned to write a television mini-series based in Ireland and Australia, and in the event the commissioning companies could not find the money to make the film. I then transferred the action to Ireland and America, with still no luck. At this time I began to read the reissues being brought out by New York Review Books of George Simenon’s books – not the Maigret ones, which I haven’t read, but what he called his romans durs, his hard novels, such as Monsieur Monde Vanishes, Dirty Snow, Tropic Moon, The Strangers in the House.

They impressed me very much indeed, and continue to impress. The range and depth that Simenon achieves with such spare materials are astonishing, and I decided to try my hand at something similar. The obvious thing was to ‘novelise’ – dreadful word – the television script. Hence Benjamin Black was born. Of course, Black could never achieve the dash and economy, the hair-raising particularity, of Simenon, but he does try.

I understand that your writing experience is markedly different depending on whether you write as John Banville or Benjamin Black. You have noted a contrast in fluency but also in your approach to the nature of narrative, the fascination of storytelling from a serial point of view. How has this influenced your long-term relationship with Quirke?

As to Quirke, I like him because he is as dim and clumsy and peccant as the rest of us – no Sherlock he. And yes, I write in entirely different ways as Banville and as Black. Banville is slow, very slow, while Black is rapid and, I hope, fluent. As I always say, what you get from Banville is the result of concentration, what you get from Black is the result of spontaneity.

After four Nobel Prizes in the 20th century Ireland struggled for a few years before getting back into stride with a new literary movement. You are one of the founding fathers of this second Irish Literary Renaissance. In the intellectual company of Ken Bruen and Adrian McKinty, you write about a dark chapter of Irish history that sheds light on the challenges Ireland is facing today. Is it safe to assume that you have more than entertainment in mind?

I’m not sure that I’m a founding father of anything. I write for myself, and by happy chance what I write also strikes a chord with others. As to entertainment, it is an undeservedly maligned word. Pace Aristotle, we go not only to crime fiction but to the drama of Sophocles and the novels of Dostoyevsky to be entertained. What better way to insinuate into the ear of a reader the harsh, bitter or lovely truths of life than by way of beguilement?

In your novel Christine Falls you take a critical look at administrative politics of orphanages and constitutional abuse of power by the Church. Why did you choose to write about these issues as Benjamin Black?

Because they furnished me with a plot. Someone once asked Joyce why he used the Homeric parallels in Ulysses and Joyce gave him a look and said simply, “It was a way of working.” Fiction is cannibalistic and feeds on life, taking what it needs wherever it finds it. I wish I could claim to be engaged in social commentary and penning a searing indictment of Irish society, but I’m afraid I’m just writing books.

You set sections of the novel in Dublin and others in Boston. Were you interested in exploring notions of Irish identity by juxtaposing domestic scenes of a shared culture?

Again I’m sorry to disappoint you. The Dublin settings are an obvious choice, since I live there and can remember how it was there in the 1950s; Boston being the most ‘Irish’ of American cities also seemed an obvious choice, and I had heard the story of the Famine Irish settling in Scituate – I can’t remember if that’s how it’s spelled: it doesn’t look right, and I’m away from my books – and could not resist incorporating it in my novel. But of course I have been fascinated always by the peculiarities of Irish life and the ideological influence on us of the Catholic Church, analogous to the hold that the Communist Party had for so many years over eastern Europe.

Much like yourself, the American writer James Sallis came to the genre after considerable success as a literary writer. Asked to describe his creative intentions, he said: “grass, an assassin of polish.” Those who want to look at the surface may enjoy the simple beauty of it. Those who want to look deeper may notice that the blade drew blood after the sting of the touch. Are those your aesthetics, too?

I like very much that formulation by Sallis. By the way, I didn’t know he was writing crime novels – can you give me a couple of titles, I’d like to read them. I doubt that Benjamin Black works to such an elegant aesthetic. But from the start I pledged to myself that I would not write in clichés, and that I would make the books as close to life-like as possible. Following Sallis out to the lawn, I would like to think that BB achieves something like that extraordinary moment in Lynch’s movie Blue Velvet when the camera focuses on a severed ear in the grass and then goes on to penetrate to the level where armed and armoured beetles are warring in darkness and horror.

In your Quirke novels you refute the charge that formulas are inimical to art. By relying on plot lines and story patterns you show that human memory is often loyal to models we accept not on a phenomenological basis, but simply because they are presented as repeated experience. Do you recognise a virtue in this stigma of storytelling much like in Baroque music where we find pleasure in its pattern of repetition with variation?

Gosh, enter phenomenology! Next thing we’ll be addressing the Question of Being. Anyway, yes, I savoured the problem of writing in a well-worn genre. The challenge to write plausible crime fiction is a large one – very few can manage it, but Simenon, James M. Cain and Robert Stark spring to mind as exemplars. Your analogy with baroque music is a good one: the basis is formulaic and the art lies in the variation and the ornament.

Elegy for April is a moving contemplation on the relationship between a father and his daughter. It is also a journey through time, social conventions, racial tensions and identity politics that seem as relevant today as in the ‘50s of your setting. Seeing as these are larger issues in all of your writing, let me ask you this final question: Do you enjoy writing crime fiction because it attracts the attention of a large audience to big questions?

I must say again that BB’s ambitions are not so large as you seem to think. On the other hand, his books are open to whatever interpretation anyone wishes to apply to them.

Crime fiction is a particularly apt form by which to explore the dark underside – forgive the cliché, but it seems right in this context – of our intentions and desires. All fiction springs in part from the fact that our inner and outer lives are so often in complete contradiction. We all carry a burden of secrets within us – simply think of sex to recognise how little of our deepest selves we dare reveal to others.

Crime fiction will not allow the psyche to hide itself under the bland conventions of the law-abiding world. In our hearts we are all killers, and life itself is a ceaseless process of investigation and detection.

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A claustrophobic scream through the dark recesses of human behaviour, Allan Guthrie’s Slammer is a worthy read for those with a sense of grim curiosity as to the bestial cunning residing within the civilised mind. This morbid Scotsman presents an ugly exploration of what goes on when the lights go out, the hideous cruelty that occurs when ordinary decent respect is dispensed with and the law of the jungle prevails. Reminiscent of that sick guilty terror that accompanies schoolyard victimisation, that anarchic excitement that becomes all too real with no responsible adult present, this is a knife-edge thriller of considerable panache and skill. Yet in the world of schoolyard horrors, a teacher always comes running, someone’s parents usually find out and nobody wants to go to the principal’s office. When the sanity of everyday adult life is suspended, when the rules-of-engagement go out the window… what happens?

Slammer revolves around Nicholas Glass, a young prison officer, detailing his descent as he proves unable to cope with the stresses of the job. Guthrie treads a fine line between sympathy and ridicule, allowing his reader to empathise with our antihero’s disintegrating family life, his disarmingly pathetic sense of selfhood. Essentially though, Glass is a sap. A walkover, an out-and-out softy, an utter wuss, with his heart in exactly the wrong place. Struggling time and again to deal with the circumstances of which he’s a victim, you’ll find yourself in constant disbelief at his poor decision-making, concurrently hoping against hope that he’ll somehow come out on top. Meanwhile there’s an element of trainwreck-fascination to the plot development, a disbelief that poor old Glass can fall so far, so fast, so hard. Guthrie wields considerable skill in convincing us to suspend our disbelief throughout the novel, an admirable feat that leads to a sense of culpability, a gnawing paranoia that we too are somehow responsible.

The escalating manic desperation is rabid, almost psychedelic in its unreality, yet all the more terrifying for its utterly convincing delivery. Guthrie carefully constructs a panopticon of paranoid terror, a hideous state of constant fear. The author is economical with his prose, leaving just enough to the imagination and ensuring that a hint is enough to let his reader’s imagination plummet into ever-darkening pits of misery. Brutally engaging similes and chilling metaphors continually build the oppressive static tension of the Hilton, as its denizens call the modern Scottish prison in which the novel is set. The descent is relentless, Glass’ nightmare ever worsening. Crucially, the madness remains entertaining without being ridiculous, fun though chilling, such elements being reminiscent of the novels of Thomas Harris (The Silence Of The Lambs, etc).

As Glass slips into addiction and paranoid schizophrenia, matters steadily become more nebulous and the author does an excellent job of imparting to his reader the psychotic terror of a drug-splintered mind. The feckless protagonist backs himself into a series of corners, attempting to play the various criminals and prison guards off against each other in a manner far too sophisticated for his addled semi-consciousness. Yet the convoluted series of events leading to the climax becomes so detailed that it’s hard to maintain credibility, and to a certain extent the novel begins to run out of steam towards the end. A deft hand ultimately wins out, and Guthrie reels the wayward elements back in to tie things up with a stylish climax reminiscent of dark modern cinema, a vivid and uncomfortable joyride recalling psychedelic crime thrillers The Machinist or Memento.

Clever and engaging, complicated but undemanding, with a primitive sophistication in its scope, Slammer is a great read and one which never cheapens itself by taking the easy way out. Concurrently making some valid (if grisly) points about memory, guilt and psychosis, Guthrie transcends the rigid dichotomies which all too often cast our heroes and villains in easily dismissed shades of black and white; I for one will be eager to see where the future takes this talented author.

It is hard to read Doug Johnstone’s The Ossians without suspecting that he has put a lot of his own life into it. Johnstone’s second novel is a rock biography of Connor, lead singer in the eponymous Edinburgh band. It is also a road novel that follows the band as they tour Scotland counter-clockwise in search of fans, artistic authenticity and a record contract.

It is often said that a story needs a beginning, a middle, and an end. The Ossians has a slow beginning, a meandering middle, and an excellent ending. At the start, the author devotes far too much space to inert narrative in which not much is at stake. The initial chapters primarily serve the needs of characterization and allow him to work in some lengthy musings on Scottish identity.

Things pick up towards the middle. As the band goes from town to town, the novel settles into a more steady rhythm. Amid the tedium of gigs, drug taking, lovers’ arguments and car journeys, enough interesting things happen to keep the story afloat. Connor gets himself into a series of increasingly idiotic situations, but always manages to extricate himself, or at least survive. Relationships deepen. Back stories are filled in. It’s not masterful, but it works.

The end of the novel is quite accomplished. It gallops along, gaining momentum as sub plots rally to their conclusions. With a hundred pages left, Johnstone has enough balls in the air that you wonder how he’s going to avoid dropping any. He juggles them well, however, and concocts a denouement that resolves the main conflicts while avoiding an excessive feeling of finality, hinting at the characters’ future directions.

In term of style, the novel is by turns pleasingly lyrical and unnecessarily crude. The fucks and shits are applied liberally. Don’t think I have a problem with that. I most certainly don’t, but the sheer density of swear words surpasses the requirements of characterization and setting. The same goes for musician jargon. In some passages, Johnstone’s desire to establish authenticity leads him to lay it on thick with descriptions of amps, guitars, drum kits and PA systems. These bits read like something out of Guitar Techniques. I am inclined to think that swearing and jargon should be dispensed with the same stinginess as dialect; a little goes a long way.

If the book loses any marks in this department, however, it makes them up by affording us the opportunity to actually hear the fictional band whose career it charts. Johnstone and his own band have composed and recorded some of their songs, and uploaded them to a Myspace page. And the songs are pretty good. Slow, chilled out indie with a distorted edge. I played the songs on repeat while I was finishing off this review.

For all the good things about the novel, I couldn’t help feeling disappointed by it. Doug Johnstone’s talent is conspicuous and I suspect that he is capable of producing something much tighter. Maybe he has done that with Smokeheads, his latest novel. Nevertheless, The Ossians is a fun book with a few faults and a great many nice touches. You should read it.

As a Scottish crime writer abroad, what do you make of the difference between UK and US crime fiction?

One difference is that we don’t really have a great history of crime fiction – and we don’t have a Chandler or a Hammett, or a figure approaching their stature. I omit the English writers such as Christie and Sayers: they completely lacked the raw edge of Chandler, Hammett and James M Cain. They just felt so upper class, so privileged. And so amateur. American cops and criminals wouldn’t be seen dead eating scones with clotted cream.

Another difference, I suppose, is that we occupy a tiny space geographically, and so we’re quite limited in Scotland by the scope of terrain. Chandler and Hammett, and in more recent years the robustly sprawling James Ellroy, had all the shiny frenzy of California to explore – including the often murderous dark events lying under the fabulous gloss of the motion picture industry. Everybody wanted to read about California, the wealth, the sexual practices of the famous whose faces flitted across screens, and their other nefarious doings. What did we have – shipbuilding? Jam-making? Tourism? With no disrespect, I can’t imagine the life of a Clydeside rivetter providing plot materials for an American reading audience. On second thoughts, I can. But there would be translation problems from Glesca-speak.

I ought to qualify this by saying the physical size of a place shouldn’t matter much – scores of crime novels have been set to great advantage in limited spaces. The country house murder, for one, has often been a staple of the English crime writer, if not his Scottish counterpart.

It always felt to me that the American crime writers were less restricted, they weren’t hampered, they were bold, alive in a big country filled with big ideas and big money and big crimes and adopted a prose style that reflected their society. It’s no fault of Scots crime writers that their boundaries are smaller, their crimes less delicious. And another point of difference – Americans cops and private eyes and criminals carried guns. The writers had given their central characters the means of killing. Guns were relatively exotic in Scotland, as indeed were private eyes.

Here I might add a patriotic aside and get in a nod to my favourite Scottish writer. In the opening of Treasure Island, Stevenson used the noir mood – which came to flavour a whole body of American crime novels: Remember The Black Spot, the fog, the sheer sense of dread that gives heft to the opening sequence? In this case, at least, we had a Scottish novelist writing – if only in passing – in a tone that would later be the entire undertow of so many American crime novels.

By the time I returned to Scotland, after spending twenty years in the USA, I’d read my way through Cornell Woolrich, Elmore Leonard, James Lee Bourke, Thomas Cook, Thomas Perry, and others, including the woefully underestimated Ross Thomas, who was re-defining ‘cool’ in his own understated way, but didn’t command anything like the readership of Leonard and Bourke. It really wasn’t until I came back to Glasgow in 1990 that I even heard there was a genre of Scottish crime fiction being touted as ‘Tartan Noir’.

What do you make of Tartan Noir from the geographical and critical distance of having lived, written, and taught creative writing in the States?

Tartan Noir seems such a blanket term covering everyone whose crime books are set in Scotland. I think it’s just another daft marketing ploy, to be honest. Book salesmen love categories. In the old days, editors picked and edited books. Alas, the sales forces have pretty much taken over, and they adore ‘slots’ on shelves. Here we can stick ‘tartan noir’ or over here was can stack ‘teenage chic-lit’. It’s a mindset that diminishes, indeed almost negates, the purpose of editors. I know more than a few editors who feel disemboweled by the power of sales forces.

Tartan Noir, though – it’s so elastic. It seems to me there are too many disparate voices at work in the crime field in Scotland for such a facile label. Kate Atkinson, a clever writer, has written ‘crime’ novels that are light years removed from, say, the gritty action-filled work of Stuart MacBride. How can both be made to fit under one label when they might as well be writing in different genres?

The first specific ‘Scottish’ crime novels I remember were those of William McIlvanney – the Laidlaw books, of which I seem to recall there were only three – who brought a finesse to his work that you don’t find in too many crime writers. McIlvanney had a rising literary reputation, and the fact he turned to crime at all was a big surprise. I didn’t regard this as a step down, just an unexpected change of direction. He might inadvertently have been the father of ‘tartan noir’, although I don’t imagine for a moment it’s anything he’d want to claim. I still think his early forays into crime surpass most of what has come after.

As an aside: I wonder if the recent upsurge of Scandinavian crime fiction will test the salesmen to invent a new slot just for that. Norwegian Noir? Swedish Gloom?

You were writing crime fiction before Ian Rankin made it a Scottish pastime. What brought you to the genre and how have you experienced this literary Renaissance?

The best answer I can think of is that it gave me license to write about Glasgow, where I was brought up and went to school. I’d always wanted to do this – but couldn’t quite find the form I needed. I had published one novel, Agents of Darkness, set in Los Angeles and Manila, that just happened to have a Glaswegian cop at the heart of it, but he was well out of his depths in the maze of CIA misadventures in Marcos’s domain. Although, I did manage to get in some of the cop’s Glasgow memories.

When I’d come back to Scotland after 20 years of American exile I decided I had to write at least one crime novel set entirely in Glasgow, peopled almost entirely with Glaswegians.

So I tried to tap into the riches of the city’s character – and hopefully some of its extraordinary rough wit – and came up with The Bad Fire, and a Jewish cop at the heart of it. Where this character sprang from, who can say?  I don’t even recall how he came to be named Lou Perlman, a Jew who lives in an area still marked on some old Glasgow maps as Egypt. Perlman is obstinate. He doesn’t want to be Giffnockized. He didn’t even exist in my head when I started to write the book. So when he burst into the storyline I was surprised by his abrupt entrance. This sudden birthing isn’t such a bad experience for a writer – the plan of the book, such as it was, unraveled, and had to be altered to accommodate the rambunctious Perlman.

Three other Perlmans followed, and after that I couldn’t face the notion of writing about Glasgow again. Maybe one day, who knows? I admire the fidelity of writers who can stick with one central character – but there’s a point, I believe, where the character has, at least for the time being, reached the limits of his growth, and the writer may want to discover other muscles to flex.

Talking about personal growth, you taught creative writing at universities in the US and liked it so much you became a writer just to escape the campus. Have you looked back since?

Teaching creative writing is draining and a little embarrassing. Some classes might have been better labeled as Remedial English. Or Basic Grammar. I don’t believe you can teach people to write fiction just because he/she ‘fancies’ being a writer. You either suffer from a need to write, or you don’t. I’m not condemning all the students I had – there were always a few with promise. And some who published eventually. But I dislike the idea of ‘schools’ of fiction that emerged from universities – like the University of Iowa, or East Anglia in the UK, for example. I sometimes get the feeling that, years after graduating, some of its alumni are writing to please their fellow students. Because that is the public they know best.

Did I look back? I had a certain amount of good fortune before I left America when I wrote a couple of thrillers that did pretty well commercially. So, in that sense, I haven’t looked back. It’s always a disappointment when a book doesn’t do as well as you hoped for, but that’s writing for you: a habit as hard to break as smoking.

So what is it you enjoy about writing crime novels?

It’s easier to say what I don’t like. I don’t like the plod of procedure. The endless Q and A. I don’t like the forensics you often need to do, even if you barely understand them. Though I need to say that the forensics people who’ve helped me are usually funny, with a very black sense of humour.

I don’t like the grind of plotting, because you’re often left wondering if you’ve made a good base for a twist in the tale, or a big revelation. If you haven’t, well, you need to go back and tamper a little. Or a lot. I don’t like the feeling that you don’t have all the time you need to explore the consciousness of character – because that slows the pace, and crime fiction is supposed to have pace and movement. I don’t like to feel I’m pitting my wits against the reader by trying to come up with a requisite plot shock out of nowhere.

Ah, but I do like very dark atmosphere. I also like whacked-out characters, loonies, people on the edge, manic depressives, smalltime crooks, hard-done-by victims, and outright sociopaths, and there are plenty of those in Glasgow. I’m fond of drunks and eccentrics and men whose criminal ambitions far outweigh their intelligence.

What I like best of all is trying to set a mood that suggests dread, and secrets withheld. And coming across a character, like Perlman, who I wished was real. A guy I could walk down Sauchiehall Street with. He felt very real to me anyway. That was the best feeling I bring away from the Glasgow books.

After twenty years in the US you decided to move to the Irish country side. Did you notice your literary voice change along with your demotic environment?

After a while in Ireland, where I wrote the Glasgow novels, I started to find myself thinking in Glasgow rhythms, trying to recollect as much as I could of Glasgow verbal peculiarities, of which there are many. But I couldn’t quite get what I wanted until I started to go back to Glasgow regularly. And started to listen to how much had changed – and how much hadn’t. But I wasn’t prepared for a peculiar development of the spoken word, especially among young people – it had become more nasal, more of a ‘honk’ than it had been when I was growing up. Very hard to recreate this kind of tonal change on the page. But at least I could hear it in my mind.

So, yes, my voice changed a little in the effort to reflect Glasgow. But it helped me that I had unconsciously stored away my original Govan accent in some chamber of remembered childhood – my everyday accent now is hard to place…

How important is this cultural context for you and your work?

Not sure how to answer this. I feel I left Glasgow when I’d written the fourth crime novel. I go back from time to time and wonder if I’ll catch the whiff of a fifth book. It hasn’t happened yet. It may never.

One drawback to my present country of choice is that I can’t find a way into the Irish experience, perhaps because I wasn’t brought up here. I would no more attempt an Irish novel than I would an Icelandic one. But if I had a Glasgow novel leap out at me I wouldn’t hesitate about writing it.

At this stage you have written in three countries and cultures that have had their historical struggles with defining themselves as “not English”. Coincidence?

Probably. At some level anyway. I wasn’t brought up to love the English. Our history schoolbooks were always slanted against the English and their colonial sins. I have never felt at home in England, though. I take that back – I enjoyed the few years I spent as a book editor, because Soho was brilliant in the very late 60s and early 70s. And drink was the glue of the book industry.

I was brainwashed in Scotland early on. And I can’t understand why there are so many Scotsmen in government from London. And I don’t get the monarchic concept at all. And the class system, which a lot of the English like to pretend has faded away, makes me queasy.

In hindsight then, have these formerly British cultures played into your sensibility for a literature that deals in fear, violence, and correction?

If they have it’s down at a level where I’m not absolutely aware of it. I was sort of conscious, growing up, that we were held in disdain by a lot of the English. Northern Scruff. It was always a great uplifting moment, though rare, when we beat them at any sport.

Having said that, the crime fiction that I read was generally English – I remember Nancy Spain – where was that memory stashed? – who wrote a crime novel called Poison in Play. I think it had a tennis background. That was the first crime novel I read. Then there were the Graham Green ‘entertainments’ as he called them, as if he were half-ashamed that he was writing to be read. But Brighton Rock and The Third Man and some of the others are still terrific atmospheric crime novels. Then there was Fleming – I couldn’t read any of the Bonds. I had a few good moments with Dorothy L Sayers, despite the reek of upper class breeding in the background. There were always English crime books by the barrow load, titles I’ve forgotten, where butlers butled and scullery maids muttered in the kitchen. And the cook bossed everyone around.

On TV crime meant Dixon of Dock Green. No ASBOS back then, no perves, no real evil bastards, at least not on the box  –  just guys who’d gone off the tracks and got a quiet talking to with the wise copper, and off they went sadder but better people.

Sadder but better – you moved to Ireland before the country’s recent economic farce. From the point of view of Glasgow’s prodigal son you have written about the “mutton pie culture” and in The Bad Fire you comment on Scotland as a changing nation. How has the city changed since your youth? And how have you explored this new generation of gentrification in your writing?

That’s very interesting. I walk around the ‘new’ Glasgow, and I still feel a shadow of an older Glasgow all about me. It’s a city of men walking to the shipyards in boots that clacked hard on the pavements even as the sun had yet to rise. It’s tenements with outside toilets. And relics of bomb-shelters built to repel German air strikes – they were so flimsy they couldn’t have withstood a firework – and yet they remained for years after WW2 before somebody thought to demolish them. Tramps slept in them. They became unofficial doss houses or public toilets or where drunks slept off their binges. I can recall the communal backyard wash-houses, the ‘steamies’ where women scrubbed the family laundry… so every step I take into this new Glasgow somehow still has a sniff of the old.

And I think that the ‘gentrification’ conceals all these old forgotten dark dank places, that under recent prosperity – before that moron Blair and his unfunny sidekick Brown collapsed the economy… let’s not go in this direction, though – when it was nominated European City of Culture, I felt a kind of pride in the place, and yet what lurked beneath hadn’t changed.

You could walk from the Kelvinside Art Gallery to some of the worst slums in Europe. You could go to a football match and encounter some of the most toxic sectarianism anywhere. You could see the despair that hung like a pall on the high-rise towers of ill-conceived housing schemes where people lived lives of hopelessness or loneliness or state-assisted drug addiction – even if you could just pop into the Art Gallery and admire the art, or if you had the readies you could eat oysters and drink champagne at Rogano’s, I was still haunted by the other Glasgow.

So some of the city was tarted up. Much of it was renovated. Striking old Victorian sandstone buildings were lovingly repaired. And yet, I was always lost in a fog of memories that contradicted how the city was said to have changed. And not just memories alone – on one of my visits to Glasgow I was mugged by a young guy who followed me down an empty city-centre street at night singing in an eerie tuneless way: I am a Glasgow Boy, I’m gonny kill you. It was scary. He kept singing the same tuneless words, like he was a member of a murderous cult. Fortunately, when he finally caught up with me and I turned to look at him, and he grappled with me, my wife, small but bold, landed a solid punch on his face that stopped him a moment. He was about to come at me again – but by then a passing taxi driver who was outraged by this attempted assault on the streets of his city, had fetched the polis, who dragged the kid off… I had the unsettling feeling that a knife was somewhere in the kid’s clothing, and that if it hadn’t been for the cabbie’s enormous sense of civic duty or the prompt appearance of the police, the situation could have turned out differently. And bloody.

But it made me wonder how much had really changed here. The city has always had a violent core. Before I was born, it was the city of the Open Razor. It has always had alcohol-fuelled violence. And non-alcoholic too. It has its territorial warfare zones. It has always had its gangsters, some of them gallus and openly defiant of law. In certain bars, you feel you are under scrutiny as a candidate for a head-butt just by your mere presence in somebody else’s location.

So gentrification, if that’s the word, feels superficial to me in many ways. Museums, restored sandstone tenements, new bridges, motorways, big hotels, flash restaurants, I don’t think all this adds up to real change, the kind that needs to take place inside people, and in the hearts of their politicians – assuming, with sad naivety, that they are blessed with this organ.

Has writing about the contrast between Glasgow’s dark side and the country’s traditional respect for learning, social values, and community spirit helped you understand the city better yourself?

No. I wish I could say yes. I still love Glasgow. I can’t forget that. I love walking around the place. But which Glasgow is it? The new one, the old, or the one where I often feel a sense of imminent menace? I don’t know. Perhaps that’s the big mystery to solve.

Speaking of mysteries, can Scotland’s high degree of social mobility account for the fact that the country produces more crime writers than rain?

I like your question. Do you think there are too many crime writers aboard the Tartan Noir Express? I don’t keep in touch enough to have an answer. I wouldn’t read a crime novel just because it’s Scottish. There are some seriously depressing ones coming out of Scandinavia these days that interest me. I feel a tectonic shift inside me that is directing me, the older I get, into other areas of fiction writing. So I may not write another crime novel. Or if I did, I might set it elsewhere. Liberate myself from my history. And how the city of my birth remains at heart is a big mystery to me. One I will never solve. And couldn’t anyway.

Ian Rankin has referred to crime writers as the smokers at the party. Are you comfortable in that club?

It’s a strange remark to make. A novel is a novel. It has a story and people in the story and they do certain things and don’t do certain other things. It seems so simple when you boil it down to that. Whether it’s crime, science fiction, mainstream, whether in first person, second, third, whether epistolary or written in diary form, or verse, they all have roughly the same bone structure.

I don’t feel I belong in a club. I feel quite removed from clubland. But then again, I live in the Bog. So I don’t even know where this club is. For some reason, I am not very comfortable in the presence of writers. I can’t explain that.

Assuming it’s a generational thing, what are the significant differences you notice when you read the work of Allan Guthrie, Ray Banks, Denise Mina and the many other young Scottish crime writers?

I like the work of Allan Guthrie and Denise Mina. They have authenticity. Ray Banks I only know from a reading at the Edinburgh Bookfest. I never forget his comment to me after the reading. “It’s amazing to meet somebody who was writing before I was born.” I wasn’t sure what he meant by amazing, or if it was just something to say, but the remark has always stuck in my mind. I don’t notice any significant differences to be honest with you.

Since your return from oversees you have had some remarkable success with your Glasgow novels. Have you talked to fellow Glaswegians about your portrayal of the city and its people?

I rarely like to talk about my work. It makes me feel I’m releasing energy I prefer to store. How many books can be just talked away before they’re written? The hardest question I ever get asked is, “And what are you writing now?” I can never find a suitable answer. I worry that if I describe it, I won’t write it. I worry about steam escaping from my head.

Your idea of an omnibus edition of the Glasgow novels is wonderful. But I always get the feeling they never quite ‘caught on’, despite some good reviews etc. Of course, when it comes to crime in Glasgow, people might rather watch “Taggart” than read about a melancholy Jewish cop like Perlman. Maybe there’s only room for one cop character in No Mean City.

With this native turf in mind as the setting for your fictional work, do you also have its people in mind as your new audience?

That never occurred to me. I wish it had. I wanted to write about them, sure, but I never really focused on them as a new audience. This is a failing of mine, perhaps, that I often write without taking a reader into account. Sometimes people have said they find books like The Bad Fire too complicated because of the number of characters. I don’t buy that, but that’s because I wrote the book.

A lot of people drifted in and out of the novel, certainly – a few made the cut into the second Perlman, The Last Darkness. And a few remained in White Rage, some of them with decent roles. Perlman’s spinster aunts; his superior, Scullion; the sadistic cop Latta. A few made cameo appearances. But there was always a different villain in each novel, and a different set of crimes. And in the last novel Butcher, I stoked up a love-interest for Perlman – which came more or less out of nowhere.

Which of your many novels would you recommend to a first time reader of Campbell Armstrong?

The Bad Fire – it’s filled with that meaty Glasgow subtext, sectarianism. My own favourite is Butcher, which is whackier, and has some very odd people flitting in and out, and because the underlying crime – which I won’t reveal – is one that a lot of readers don’t latch on to. Then again, it’s not exactly tasteful. So I didn’t play it up enough. It simmers, so to speak, in the recesses of the story.

Have you written the one novel you set out to write over four decades ago?

No. I never will. I always believe there’s at least one bloody great amazing novel waiting to be sprung free. But I have a sense it will hit me when I’m on my deathbed, too late, too late… I’ll look at my deathbed visitors – assuming there are any – and I’ll utter the first sentence. And that’ll be the last of that book.

On that note, what’s next for you and your audience?

Ah. Right now I would love to get beyond a book in which characters are killed. I’d like to write a book that’s all mystery with no solutions. The kind the reader thinks, “What the hell was that about?”, and then throws the book at a wall in annoyance. But potent market forces are against this idea. And, after all, why write if not to draw in an audience rather than alienate them?

I also think it would be fun to write a novel in which the characters – rather than solve a crime – aren’t actually sure a crime has taken place. They’d spend all their time trying to prove something criminal has occurred, but they never find out what. That might be fun – another for a reader to throw at the wall.

Sometimes if I reflect on my books I wonder how many characters have actually been killed in the course of them. I feel uncomfortable about contributing to ‘violent’ entertainment. Or is this my own strange comfort zone? I don’t know.

Lately I’ve been working on a novel well outside the crime boundaries – perhaps I can describe it as ‘whimsical’, or ‘oddly mystical’. I don’t even know myself. Writing a book is like a blind person trying to read a map that isn’t in Braille.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

My pleasure, thanks for asking. Sorry if I wandered a bit, but I don’t often get asked such penetrating questions in the Bog!

Good luck with your next book.

I will probably need it. Luck, I mean.

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